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Perfect Stranger

When someone sits on their hand long enough to make it go numb and then jerks you off.

If my date doesn’t put out tonight, I can always visit my upstairs neighbor for a quick Perfect Stranger.

by edd_bruh May 19, 2018

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Perfect Blunt

Achieved by rolling 2-4 grams of herb into a game cigar wrap which is then wrapped over with the leaf of a second game wrap. The product is an even, slow burning, yet smooth thc delivery system sure to please even the toughest blunt critics. It's legitimacy has only ever been debated by those who haven't tried it

Jon- Yo check out my grav bong its the perfect way to get stoned
Jordan- F**k that rookie tonight your smoking the "Perfect Blunt"
Tyler- Yeah son break down that 8th I'ma go grab a couple games

...45 minutes later
John-zzz
Jordan-Put that $hi* out broo I can't see
Tyler-Hell yeah i'll save it for the next generation "Perfect Blunt"

by JReckless420 December 3, 2010

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Perfection group

Most Perfection groups are myspace whores whose main goal in life is to get as many friends on their myspace as possible. They often suffer from the delusion that deathly thin is in. Members are often Anorexic or Bulemic. Most are scene and/or emo posers.

Top groups are Perfection Dolls, VIP, and other Perfection Trains. These groups promote eating disorders such as Anorexia and Bulemia often referred to as Ana or Mia. They claim to be elite, envied, and hated by anyone not like them. They all claim individuality and yet they all look alike.

There are other groups out there such as Dysfucntion Freaks that accept anyone and teach beauty comes from within. The owner is a heavy set female from the US called Crispy Owl. She doesn't give her real name, unlike some of the others that lead groups. All of these groups are on Myspace.

Perfection groups are a fad, they will eventually die out. If you chose to become a member of one, choose carefully and please think about what eating disorders do to your body.

by Freak off the leash April 6, 2008

9πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Perfect Crime

Pooping in the work bathroom stalls without anyone realising it was you.

Someone came in to pee while I was pooping at work yesterday, so I stall stalled until he left. Perfect crime!

by awdammit March 2, 2012

10πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


perfect poop

wen the poop comes out the poop has to have no poop juice and u dont have to wipe.
And in a strait line

Yo mike,i pooped a perfect poop in this girls mouth,and then she poop in mine mouth.

by adam poop March 21, 2008

19πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


Perfect Storm

When, while puking from intoxication, you lose control of your bodily functions and end up peeing and shitting yourself while you continue to puke your guts out. Every primary orifice is accounted for (crying is optional).

Man, last night Dave was puking when I realized he was shitting himself and pissing his pants at the SAME TIME. It was a perfect storm.

by darkdaven November 27, 2007

29πŸ‘ 58πŸ‘Ž


perfect girl

she laughs @ everything,she must have medium brown hair,she plays soccer and is a defender,she is outgoing,and likes to talk alot,and is a little complicated at times

Kandace is the most perfect girl.

by britny nicole andrews January 9, 2009

37πŸ‘ 78πŸ‘Ž