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defines a person slept in wet pants and got blue dye on their pillow
Person 1: did you hear about person 3?
Person 2: Yeah, heard he woke up to smurf pillow
When you fall asleep whilst partaking of the anus of another aka eating ass, specifically a boys ass.
It was so inviting , I slept on his bussy pillow
An empty goon bag inflated with air, to give lumbar support for a night out sleeping
Hay bro, ya finished the flaggon yet?
Yeah but steves fully using it for a homeless pillow
A pillow that is made of concrete, made for the most manly men (Chuck Fuckin' Norris)
I'm a huge pussy, a concrete pillow would only break all the bones in my body when I sleep.
A cute girl with a bad sense of humor and is in denial of hot guys around her. she secretly digs non-egotistical guys but allegedly points out flaws in the ones she loves most. She's usually into asian guys with small egos and they love ice skating because it makes them look "cold as ice" when she's honestly ALMOST as hot as JLB.
I met this Pillow Hugger in Djibouti , she's so into me but she keeps calling me a vegetable.
A San Francisco pillow fight consists of a group of skinny-jean and scarf wearing dudes taking turns flogging each other with their yam bags. The victor is determined by whomever can withstand the most scrotes without blowing their nut guppies all over the place.
Oh man, I was involved in the most intense San Francisco pillow fight, the other day. By the end of it, it looked like a Cinnabon store exploded!