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An iconic line by Edward Cullen in twilight breaking dawn
I bit a pillow- Edward Cullen
Plans that someone who never follows through with anything or finishes what they start makes or just continuously talks about just have something talk about; plans that are nothing but fluff because the person that made them never follows through
When you have a friend that always talks about getting a job and going to college but doesn’t actually get up and put forth effort to do so is someone who makes “pillow plans”—nothing but fluff
Whether you're dominant of submissive in bed.
In Japanese these personas are named "uke" (submissive one) and "seme" (dominant one).
Charles: I just took a quiz on my pillow persona.
Florence: And?
Charles: It said I lead in our relationship.
-Moment of awkward silence-
Florence: Well, we both know that's wrong.
A mental pillow for pregnant lasses with back pain. Come home after a long day lumpin’ their hump around, straight into the clutches of the pregnant pillow to alleviate the stress caused by that touchy feely colleague in estates.
‘Fuckin’ Jerry tried to give me a massage again today, I can’t wait to get home to my pregnant pillow’
A pillow mut is a female that is unattractive amd you dont let your friends see her....EVER.
Get out of my bed you pillow mut. Before my friends see your ugly ass.
An inflatable fuckfest to you through the TSA lines or HOV lines on the way to work. This durable “washable” inflatable life size a promo ally correct life like Pillow will sure to be a hit at all your upcoming events; whether your at home ,travel or just having dinner with your parents and need a date. She or he or it will get you through it.
While at jury duty I was so stressed I had to relieve myself with cumpanion pillow. The judge and other jurors objected. But I susStained and finished
A pound of marijuana ( a vacuum sealed bag, representing a pillow )
" bro, you think your buddy has a fluffy pillow left at his crib?"