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when a person tells you obvious lies, and will cite very spurious sources to support their claims. Often brought by loose anecdotal evidence.
Don: "The sound from windmills causes cancer."
Bob: "Name one doctor who will corroborate that statement."
Don: "All the doctors will tell you the same thing. Everybody knows it."
Bob: "You're putting me through the Trump."
Don: "I heard of one librarian's mother whose hairdresser had a nephew who got cancer from a windmill. It's so true."
In love or extremely loves NBA player jordan poole
*putting 4 fingers up* penis cheese
When you are taking a shit then decide to masturbate, then cover the fresh laden shit with your own semen.
"Dude wtf took you so long in the bathroom?"
"Sorry man i was just putting sauce on my nachos."
Walking in on people having sex.
I went into my parents room and put my foot in the custard
A term used by southern gentlemen to describe the action they do when sniffing through a diamond. Usually followed up by forming a diamond shape with your fingers and acting out the sniff.
Im gonna eat cheerios out her butt and "put my nose up in it"
A slightly aggressive way of telling somebody to put lotion in a basket
Buffalo Bill: It places the lotion in the basket
Catherine: I wanna see my mommy. Please no...
Buffalo Bill: PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!
A phrase used towards a person starting shit for no reason.
"Dave you've only had two pints, stop putting paper in the frying pan"