a reddish-brown genital rash that keeps coming back like the skank you had a booty call with and who won't leave you alone.
Man, I got a rusty itch on my nads that keeps popping up like my ex!
The dirty rusty is to simultaneously suck dick while you cook
*smacks ass* hey babe bacon smells good let's pull a dirty rusty
To use someone's booty hole as a balloon to inhale nags
Yeah babe wax tonight, the boys are coming around for some drinks and rusty nags
The act of reading Craigslist missed connection while having coitus. Can be dangerous if not done correctly.
He gave me s Rusty Spade last night! I almost lost my eye!
When a woman is on the rag, and drags her bleeding snatch across your face while you sleep.
I was sleeping peacefully when out of nowhere Lindsay gave me the ole' Rusty Oyster
A sexual act in which one engages in surprise, consensual coitus with a partner, where he and/or she sneaks up behind the target and begins to perform any type of penetration, as the second partner releases their bowels. The defecate may be purposeful or not, either way the instigator or “assassin” will be covered in excrement, thus the pre-fix “rusty”, as it gives the appearance of being covered in a splotchy brown substance.
“Peter attempted to make love with me last night, but after some spicy Indian food I accidentally made him a rusty assassin”
A dope ass drink... bitch. Ain't no drank like this drank. The ingredients are unknown. They are whatever is needed at that moment. It's almost magical, yo!
Yo!! Bar wench!!! Make me a Rusty Alligator and make it fine! Please and thank you my good lady!!