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A guys balls that are covered in SHIT because he whiped his ass forward instead of backwards.
She went to suck him off and got a mouthfull of chocolate salty balls
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A salty ass bitch is a bitch that has no emotion, always monotoned, and just stays being salty with other bitches.
"Why does Danielle look so mad all the time?"
"I don't know? She's probably a salty ass bitch."
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Wait until your girlfriend is on the rag, have hot passionate wild monkey sex with her, make sure you're coated nicely with her female kool-aid juice. Afterwards, before washing off, let her give you head, adding a little saltiness to her kool-aid for a groovy taste.
My girlfriend came over for some salty kool aid.
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This can be used as a “harmless” practical joke on one of your buddies, if someone leaves a kiwi on their desk. You take the kiwi and place it down your pants and try to hold it under your scrotum. At this point you do a little jig to bless the kiwi. The sweatier the better. Then place the kiwi back on the desk. The enjoyment comes when the target cuts up their kiwi to eat and the juice drips all over the place causing them to lick their fingers clean.
Target: Hey guys I know you paid for lunch lasttime and its my turn, but I already brought a lunch, so go ahead and go without me.
Guy #1: I am so tired of him ditching out on his turn to pay.
Guy #2: Well, lets help him enjoy his lunch and bless it with Pope’s Salty Kiwi.
Guy #1: I will never be able to look at a kiwi the same again…
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After recieving a massive load in your mouth you spit it back up &grab your nearest mouth wash and gargle for 2 minutes. after yourr gargle you swallow it and you recieve a cool yet salty yet pleasing texture taste in your mouth Leaving you with nice breath and a perfectly white&clean smile. =
Hey Josh just blew a big load in Ryans mouth.. eye witnesses say that "before ryan went in he had nasty moldy yellow teeth but when exiting he came out with minty fresh breath and a pearly white smile.. Damn that nigga must of got "The Salty Pleasing Punisher!"
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eating out a cunt when a chick is on the rags
I really enjoyed getting me salty red wings when I chewed out my girlfriends snatch while she was on the rags.
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When a guy talks shit about a girl he used to date/like that doesn’t want him.
Gina: Hey Ruth, I heard Luke was talking shit about you.
Ruth: Whatever. He just has salty nigga syndrome.
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