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if you eat sand, you are one of my emo friends who are weird, and get angry at people who call you emo
"i eat sand"
"omg jonathan why r u so emo"
"HOW DARE YOU STUPID SHITTY DIMBO DUMBO IDIOT I SHALL COME FOR YOU"
Whilst having sex, insert an instrument into your partners vagina and have her play “Twinlkle Twinkle” while cuming
Yo i fucked a guy last night and managed to do a Reid Sands
sand#0001 Is one of the coolest people on this planet purely because Hes Just a dope person
Yo have you seen that guy sand#0001 He’s so cool
Yeah sand#0001 Hes such a cool guy people should trade with him and use him for exchanges because he’s legit!
the sexiest (and laziest) skeleton there is
comes from the hit game undertable by robert fucks
i love sands undertable
A racial slur often used to describe an immigrant from a middle east who has emigrated to western world just to whine about how great his formal country was.
(Person 1) : What do you think about that new guy Mustafa?
(Person 2) : Bro I hate him, he is such a sand lover, if his country was so great why doesnt he stop taking his government benefits and return back to Tatooine?
(Person 1) : Yeah man, Europe would be a better place without him
Cupping your hand and making a jerking motion
Matt is over there sanding the roll cage
When you hit up the shore Pauly D style and you come home with irritating sand in your crotch.
Man, I need a shower after hitting the beach, gotta rinse out all this nut sand.