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A guy the falls in line with older ladies but still creeps and prays on the younger ones
In my early 30s I started to become a sea fart.
To spread one’s own semen on another man’s buttocks.
I sea decked my cuddy all weekend with my boyfriend Kevin.
during ww1, king albert from Belgium decided not to let Germany pass through Belgium....King Albert responded with "Ok, lets flood the damn yser river!"
it's also a song by Sabaton on the war to end all wars album
Belgium soldiers: blow up the dam!
*explosion*
German infantry: Run! they flooded the river
that's basically what happened with the Race to the sea tho it's not a race
A drinking game consisting of completing 10 shots of liquor to the drinker’s choice, followed by shotgunning a 16oz energy drink of the drinker’s choice.
Want to do a Race to the Sea with me?
Sure….get the fireball and Red Bull from the fridge.
A sexual act consisting of covering your partner's body in food, striping naked. Once this is done, you begin to eat the food from your partner's body till you feel the need to have a bm, continue to eat as you bm along your partner's body. Continue this way till the food is gone and your partner is covered in your bm. This comes from the referance that the aquatic sea cucumber spends it's entire life doing nothing but eating and pooping.
"I'm tellin ya bro, i took that slut home an gave her the sea cucumber!"
A special type of pollen that comes from the sea.
Wow there is a lot of sea Pollen around today.
The Batter-sea pinner is the act of being able to pin yourself with your own car and run yourself over
Jimbo tried to do a batter-sea pinner today and was rushed to the hospital.