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mr. self destruct

The mechanical voice inside my head that controls me.

It takes me where I want to go, it gives me all I need to know, it lays me down it uses me up, Mr. Self Destruct

by TheKoromo-domo March 25, 2013

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self-esteem whore

A girl or woman who regularly goes out seeking anonymous sex not because they enjoy it, but because they feel that it will increase their self-esteem. However, it often has the opposite effect, though these poor, misguided girls often continue in the hope that they achieve the desired effect.

She went through the London bars each week looking for anonymous sex with any guy that would have her just to feel better about herself. She's a self-esteem whore.

by DaveZeroZero February 7, 2009

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creamed him self

when a male, mainly teenagers gets excited and ejaculate son him self. More ofhtne in his pants.

Chris Stein creamed him self in History class today.

by claire** October 20, 2003

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low self esteem

whats women have givin me

girls have acalle dme ugly and mean thing salmy life no wonder im always depressed

by DROOPY November 27, 2004

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Massachusetts Self Defense

Using a rifle, or an axe, to accomplish what a pistol or shotgun would normally be used for. Practiced in Massachusetts because the gun laws generally prohibit ownership and use of pistols.

When the cop arrived, the burglar was dead right there, and there, and there, and way over there. The homeowner had used a chainsaw to perform Massachusetts Self Defense.

by ue300 May 10, 2006

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self important bitch

Basically a fucking girl who thinks she can do w/e she wants b/c she has nice tits and a nice ass and treats people like shit for her own satisfaction of feeling above others

AYYO go fuck yourself you self important bitch and get my attention normally

by Trippinballs January 23, 2007

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Pleasuring Ones Self

1.To bring or create great joy or feeling to ones-self.
2.To use masturbatory actions to Bring self release

1."Pleasuring Ones Self to much can be dangerous"

2."Masturbating"

by Stev3.13 September 25, 2008

30๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž