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This can be used to describe the moment when you put toothpaste on your toothbrush and then go to wet it, but the toothpaste slips of and slides down the drain leaving you with nothing but wet bristles.
Dude 1: “Haha your toothpaste just fell off your toothbrush”
Dude 2: “Ahh yeah it was a squeeze n slide”
When you believe god is watching, insert your penis into the vagina and sit perfectly still, no kissing or anything.
“Hey man I gave her the Mormon slide last night”
“Isn’t that a sin?”
“Only if you move.”
while your girl is sleeping, blow your load on her face, and it slides down
She's to drunk to stay awake, jerk off, blow in her face and let it run down,the comma tose slide.
A Dutch Water Slide is when you get a lot of your friends to ejaculate on a large tarp and make hot girls go down it.
Me and my girls went to ride a Bob's Dutch Water Slide.
Is the act of a male going down a slide on his knees fully erect, while a man/woman waits at the end bent over. Upon reaching the bottom the man slams full force into her/his anus achieving the act of balls deep.
I had to take her to the hospital last night to get 5 stitches, after she let me brown slide her.
On The 16th of July is the National Slide Tackle A Goth Day,,the National Slide Tackle A Goth Day is when you can slide tackle a goth as many times as you want and as hard as you want with the goth not being able to fight back
Person 1:Hey look theres a goth
Person 2:Ye I wish I could slide tackle it without it fighting back
Person 1:Well lucky for you today is the National Slide Tackle A Goth Day
Person 2:OMG YASSSSS
Random Guy:*sees a goth,runs up to it and slide tackles the shit out of it*
Goth:You f##king ba###rd
Random Guy:Haha you cant fight back today is the National Silde Tackle A Goth Day