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Takes two homosexual men. One man opens up his penis hole and the other inserts his penis.
Joe was caught by his mom space docking with Alphonso.
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someone that does you head in so much you wanna kill em
"good hollie is such a space cadet"
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The clothes of the future.
Darn it! Space clothes are malfunctioning again! I thought you were supposed to serve humanity!
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Footwear which defies the laws of physics, by creating their own localised gravity field, thus preventing the astronaut, who is walking around another heavenly body such as the Moon, from floating away into space.
nephew: "There is no gravity on the Moon."
uncle: "If there was no gravity on the Moon, how did Neil Armstrong walk on it? Without gravity, he would have floated off into space!"
nephew: "Easy, he was wearing space boots."
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To get soo high you're just flying around somewhere in space. Launched pass the moon.
Damn this that straight space cadet stuff, got me higher than a Jetson but my name ain't elroy
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a farmar who drives a tractor faster than 10 mph
the exhileration produced from speeds can be very addictive. This speed demon for example is pushing his vehicle to its limits reaching speeds in excess of 18 miles per hour.
He may call it great fun but to the Highland patrol team its wreckless and dangerous.
A £25 fine and 3 points on his license soon brought this space cadet back to earth
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