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When our cum on someone's asshole or puckered lips and their butthole or lips resemble a spider and the cum resembles a spider web
I totally spider webbed this booty hole last night
A male pornstar that dresses up as a spider, not for the faint hearted.
"Hey, did you see that new Mister Spider video"
"I did, I'm scarred for life"
A ginger's moon spider. (See moon spider)
That was a true red head, I saw her sun spider.
this is most commonly used by clickbait youtubers. it is a means of scaring little children to make them want to like and subscribe.
a picture of a big spider is shown to you, and you are told to like and subscribe right now (sometimes you have to like and subscribe within the next 5 seconds, but it is usually right now) and if you dont comply, the spider shown in the picture will do one of the following:
be in your bed tonight
crawl on your face when youre sleeping
crawl in your mouth when your sleeping
etc
there wont actually be a spider in your bed, it is just a way of scaring little children. it doesnt hit as hard on older people who dont have arachnopohia
youtuber: like and subscribe in the next 5 seconds or this spider will crawl on you when youre sleeping (dont risk it)
me: guess im keeping some bug spray next to my bed tonight
little children (who are most likely to fall for the like and subscribe 'spider' meme): IM SUBBING RIGHT NOW!!!!
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Euphemism for defecating
I will be right there, I need to "kill a spider"
Spider webbing is the act of cumming on a man's beard. This can be either done in a pattern or a straight shot, otherwise known as Charlotte's cumshot.
Person 1: "I am going to fuck the shit out of your stupid face you dirty man slut."
Person 2: "I want you to cover my face in your spider webbing while you tell me how small my cock is"
Person 3: "Im going to shove a shampoo bottle up your asshole"