Someone who is so idiotic that they are as dumb as a squirrel.
Can also be used when someone does something very stupid and embarrassing.
Wow, that squirrel Nicole, was standing in the elevator doors for too long, so it started beeping and she completely flipped out.
The act of being distracted, drawn away from something
Friend 1: So when and where are we going?
Friend 2: We are leaving at 3pm to go to... (looks to his/her side) OH!! SQUIRREL!!!!
A small animal that usually stores food for the winter during the warmer months
There is a squirrel!!
Short for “squirrelfriend.”
Friend A: Goodmorning Squirrel!
Friend B: Omg hey squirlie!
when a squirrel crosses the street and gets hit.
A squirrel ran across the road, dodged one car, then jumped up and it became a exploding squirrel...because it hit a car of coarse.
Being distracted by something at a moments notice.
Starting a project and something shiny distracts you
I was about to reply to your text but I have squirrel disease
Writing SQL code...
SQuirreL as being an acronym for SQL and the act of plowing refers to both structuring or getting the data...
When you write SQL you essentially prepare data or structure data...
1st person: Dave's eyes look really tired today...
2ne person: No wonder, he's been plowing the SQuirreL all day.