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shit stories

stupid lies, rumors, gossip and made up stories that wusses and bullies tell themselves (and sometimes to others) in order to feel macho, 'informed' and powerful when in fact they are nothing but juvenile ignoramuses who go through life using 'big name' labels for other (different) people who have no idea what those words even mean. Shit stories are so ridiculous that nobody with any sense would believe them but these churlish idiots tell these things to themselves because they know they are losers.

1. Tom always shoots his mouth off in the locker room badmouthing football teams and rock groups that he knows nothing about. He always goes around telling shit stories about himself and he loves to put everyone else down. Everybody else in school is either a 'faggot', a 'nerd' or if it's a girl she's a 'bitch'. He's just a juvenile imbecile that nobody likes.
2. Donnie Douchebag Trump always talks shit stories about how women just love him, America loves him and now he says he's the 'chosen one'. He knows he's a jerk and in reality he cozies up to dictators and he loves to get his ass spanked by a ho.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 31, 2019


Nick Story

Nick Story is a big block driver and f*ck big blocks

“Yo your driving big blocks like Nick Story”
Yeah man

by Racquees August 31, 2023


fed story

A private story to post your body, not always nudes but body positivity.

Fez: I’m gonna make a fed story on snap
Aust: put me in it! Your body is goals

by joemam12 November 10, 2020


Stori

super swag serving weezer fan who is gay and gets so many bitches

Boy 1: ooh wee ooh is that a Stori
Boy 2: It must be, they’re hella slaying

by weezerooweeoo June 12, 2022


Doug's Snapchat Story

A black screen, with the audio of Doug saying the wildest shit you've probably ever heard in your life

Did you hear what Doug's Snapchat Story had to say?

by Doug's Good old Pal May 1, 2022


Shrek story

Shrek story is a story you told to an individual so many times that the person can repeat the story back to you.

Michelle was telling her sister about the time her best friend brother was pretending to be Shrek. Her sister turned around and said you told me this story before let me tell you the story. And proceeded to say the Shrek story back to her.

by Amandokas April 17, 2023


Flash Story

A really shit and anticlimactic story that ends 10 minutes after it should've.

"Very true, that boring documentary about the airport was indeed a Flash Story"

by Zeltig21 August 8, 2019