Flash Tard

A person that drives with there turn signal on the entire time they are driving but does not turn.

My deceased Drivers Ed teacher Mr Ewing used this term a lot and it stuck.

Watch out for the flash tard, his blinker has been on for a few miles, he is probably drunk.

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tard off

To be used as "fuck off" would, but while ALSO calling the person a "tard"

Guy: Hey babay! How you doi–
Girl: Tard off, slob.

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Wii-tarded

Lacking the eye-hand coordination to properly use a Wii controller, leading to a lot of frustrated arm-waving and inability to play even a simple game.

Dude, you just ran Mario off a cliff, what are you, Wii-tarded?

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Chocolate Tard

Chocolate Tard is taken from a word Chocolate Tart in which tart is replaced by tard which means retard,Chocolate Tard is the kind of person that is addicted to chocolate(usually girls) and tweet about how much they love chocolate,I mean I know chocolate is good but don't overreact.

Girl : OMGGG!!! CHOCOLATE IS SO GOODZZ ME WANTZ TO MARRY CHOCOLATE.
Me : GEEZ!,It's just a chocolate get over it,what a chocolate tard.

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E-tard

Characterized by delays or abnormal functioning noticeable before the internet maturity age (approximately three years old) in one or more of the following domains: (1) social media interaction; (2) communication on Facebook and twitter; and (3) restricted, repetitive, and stereotyped patterns of behavior, interests, and activities on social networks. Notably unnecessary posting and tagging and excessive e-PDA.

"Who's the e-tard who left the milk out?"
"Billy from down the street is an e-tard."
"What an e-tard!"

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Tard Arms

Arms that you are unable to control in any possible way.

You well just crashed into Roman on GTA 4, well done Tard Arms

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V-Tard

Someone who is way too obsessed with Fortnite

Guy: "SHUT UP, YOU FORTNITE LOVIN' V-TARD"

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