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Your mom, according to experts of psychiatry; is the fattest, ugliest, hottest, dumbest, most sexually active person in the history of the world.
Also a great conversation ender.
Ex 1:
Person 1: Hey dude, what did you do yesterday?
Person 2: Your mom.
Ex 2:
Person 1: So, Frank Macfarlane Burnet was an Australian virologist best known for his contributions to immunology. He conducted pioneering research on bacteri-
Person 2: Your mom.
Person 1:....
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used to replace random nouns in sentences to piss people off
dude stop...dude ur mom can stop
thas the definition...ur moms the definition
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When someone says to you, "you mom" they are refering to your mother in a negative manner. For instance, if you call someone a shitface cockmaster. They might reply, "you mom."
Person 1-"You sir, are a shitface cockmaster."
Person 2-"Your mom."
Person 3-"Oh, they're good.
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A Soccer Mom with fewer teeth and permanent pokies.
Sarah Palin claims to be a Hockey Mom, but I didn't know that she was even Canadian.
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Definition #45 portrays very well how the "Soccer mom" lives/acts.They have that "better than you" attitude.Most enjoy the thrills of the filthy pirate and fish eye.
But that can be a good thing.
That prim n'proper soccer mom got hit with the filthy pirate!Dumb bitch!!
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A nomination for the hottest MILF ever seen.
Boy 1: "Wow dude your mom is so hot! Look at that ass."
Boy 2: "Yes, seriously dude. She's my mom nom of the millenium."
Boy 3: "Fuck you guys, that's my mom."
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The act of placing your buttocs cheeks over a friends nose and emiting feces.
My nose still stinks from when you gave me an Austin's mom.
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