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bermudez u-turn

When the world pisses you off so much you turn around, go home, and call in sick to work.

Bro #1: These people are idiots on the road.
Bro #2: Just hit a Bermudez U-Turn and call in sick.

by afrodan April 8, 2024


The Turning

The point at which a republican realizes that there are no better options and begins to act as if he is, and always has been, a viable candidate.

John fervently opposed Donald trump until Jeb Bush dropped out. Now we have lost yet another to The Turning.

by RandomAfroGuy April 11, 2016


The May Turn

Anyone who realises what they have just said or done has gone down like a lead balloon and does the May turn faster than Johan Cruyff.

I will be a difficult woman and push for a hard Brexit, no, I'm doing the May Turn please, please, please prop up my government.

by waynemeister June 10, 2017


Captain Underpants and the Terrifying Re-Turn of Tippy Tinkletrousers

a 2012 American children's novel and the ninth book in the Captain Underpants series by Dav Pilkey

Captain Underpants and the Terrifying Re-Turn of Tippy Tinkletrousers is the best.

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023


turn you into a lollipop

When you go elbow deep in your missus arse and pick her up with one arm walk down the street eating her pussy

Im going to turn you into a lollipop

by BL110 May 15, 2021


turning circles

Chemically murdered. Brain dead from doing too much drugs that night.

I've hit this so much I'm turning circles!

by Nikkis cousin September 11, 2021


ay whatchu turn

something djmina will say to underaged girls. (Real definition unknown)

ay whatchu turn girl (in response of a picture) -djmina

by brenna.elizebeth October 5, 2020