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chris p bacon

A very important pig who is the greatest who has two wheels for his back legs

Have you seen Chris p bacon go?
Wow I wish I was Chris p bacon

by Chris P Bacon fan February 16, 2017

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gay bacon strips

The term describes rainbow belt candy and was coined by the guys from the Epic Meal Time cooking show on YouTube. The term is most often yelled loudly, and only rarely used not in repetition.

"GAY BACON STRIPS!

GAY BACON STRIPS!

GAY BACON STRIPS!

GAY BACON STRIPS!
GAY BACON STRIPS!"

by nt22 July 3, 2011

97๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bringing Home The Bacon

to have a large amount of swagger

that guys got so much swagger man, bringing home the bacon for real.

yeah man, mad pig.

by swine flew September 13, 2010

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frying bacon in the nude

A real bad idea

I looked like Michael Flatley-Lord of the Dance-when I was frying bacon in the nude.That hot grease spatter burns like hell!

by wolfbait51 April 18, 2011

58๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


bacon hangers

Breasts (male or female) that are similar to holding a large waterballoon by the knot.

Generally found on nasty, dumpy, slightly ovrweight women. Also found on "National Geographic" porn.

Shit look at the bacon hangers on that one... looks like she needs a hose handler to keep those things in place.

by Pwner!! September 15, 2005

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The Maple Bacon Law

The Maple Bacon Law as it is known is a law that can be used as an excuse to overthrow any other excuse without question.

But the excuse can only hold validity if the one using it has at least one packet of maple bacon within his household, otherwise there is no power behind the use of this law.

If Kevin decides he doesn't want to go out you invoke the Maple Bacon law which then overthrows any excuse he has therefore forcing him to adhere.

by E. Flynn April 28, 2012


Vertical Bacon Shoot

A vagina most likely resembling a smelly, overworked, gross, slutty, gaping tunnel

Dude I totally got into her vertical bacon shoot last night!

by ariesisapussy June 16, 2011