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joe biden drinking game

The act of drinking so much alcohol in one sitting that your nonsensical ramblings become similar to Joe Biden with no teleprompter.

Shannon: What’s wrong with Edward? I’m a little concerned. He hasn’t been making sense.
Steve: Oh, don’t worry, we played that Joe Biden drinking game earlier and he had 10 shots of whiskey in an hour

Edward: “We hold these truths to be self evident. All men and women are created by...oh you know the thing.”

Steve: Come to think of it, maybe he has brain damage and alcohol poisoning.
Shannon: Let’s hit the hospital before he retells the creepy hairy legs in the pool story

by Paddow101 November 4, 2020

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Biden Afghan Pull Out

When three friends (usually men) are fucking every hole of the same woman, pull out at the same time and cum on her face.

Me and the boys were fucking this girl the other night and a fly landed on Daryl’s head so we had to do the Biden Afghan Pull Out

by ninjamakingtea May 25, 2021

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Watch Biden rallies and laugh

A more modern version of Netflix and chill.

Hey girl, do you want to come over, watch Biden rallies and laugh

by FingHandle November 3, 2020

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biden sucks big ole buttcheeks

biden sucks big ole buttcheeks & sniffs children

joe: hey man, did you hear what biden did?
mason: who’s biden?
joe: yk, the stupid old guy running our country
mason: ohhhh I hate that guy

joe: yeah. biden sucks big ole buttcheeks & sniffs children

by joeblowyktheflow@gmail.com October 25, 2022


Biden my time like Obama

To wait for further developments just like democratic presidential nominee Senator Barack Obama is waiting to become the next president of the United States of America with Senator Joe Biden as his running mate.

Person 1: Are you going to get that new car that you have been looking at and talking about for that last couple of months?
Person 2: No, not right now. I am Biden my time like Obama until I see how the current economic situation pans out.

by BluDragon September 10, 2008

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joe biden won 2020 election

he did it

joe biden won 2020 election today

by wa_cool November 7, 2020

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Went for an Obama and just got a Biden.

Went for an Obama and got a Biden.

I was in a hurry for the bathroom, went for an Obama and just got a Biden. (everyting liquid and soft, not a fat a solid thing)

by rlvargas December 11, 2020

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