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a very lame term for a break up.
a completely irritating phrase thatimmature losers use when they believe they have found a girl they like, and they girl thinks that they might possibly be cool, but later realize the guy is an obsessive retard and no longer wants to get to know the guy. the guy in the situation then gets very upset and angry and uses the phrase repeatedly following the rightful disinterest of the girl, and often times pissing her off. *note: used in various tenses: blown off, blew off, blow off
1. "you totally blew me off the other night."
2. "i am a loser that always gets blown off every time, so dont blow me off too because i cant take it... if you do i shall never date again because i am an obsessive freak"
3. "after she dumped me she totally blew me off and never wanted to hang out like we used to"
girls possible reaction:
"stop saying that you loser! its not my fault i dont like you, go away creep!"
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(adj.) Ready to explode.
(adj.) A woman with her mouth open, preferably on her knees.
The bitch wouldn't shut the hell up so i could watch TV. I was pissed, ready to blow pissed. It was at this time I noticed her mouth was open and ready to blow, so I pacified her with an erect cock. Shut her yapping for a while.
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emo sucks its for people who like simple plan, and good charlotte which is equally gay.
emo fag: I like simple plans new video where there on the bridge because the song has such great meaning and aspiration. emo blows: oh shut up you ditz
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A blow job is when one person shoves a significant amount of cocaine up his/her anus and then farts said cocaine all over another person's face.
Lebron and Dwyane bought a ton of cocaine so that they could give each other blow jobs.
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when a human female sucks on an equestrian animals dick. More often then not, these are performed by horse-riders. This is basically an inter-species blow job.
I saw that chick giving a donkey a blow horse in the stables yesterday.
Bro, that donkey is one lucky ass.
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To defecate (Royal Navy slang)
"Excuse me chaps, I need to blow ballast."
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1) Very busy, usually because to-dos weren't consolidated properly. (Used chiefly at a restaurant)
2) It can also refer to the crazy things a specific table wants you to do for them.
3) Sometimes, it can refer to other restaurant problems, like someone going crazy or something being broken.
1) "No. I'm blowed up. I have four tables now and was just double-sat. I have ten drinks to get out and two orders to put in."
2) "My table is blowed up. I just got them extra ketchup and mayo, the old guy is sending his steak back, and I have to get three refills."
3) "Don't bother Jen, she's blowed up right now."
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