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The act of unnecessarily taking up as much space as possible with one's body. This is often performed in public places and is done despite the seeming discomfort of the position. Usual variations include wide-spread legs, and a leaned-back, nearly reclining, posture with arms outstretched, possibly resting on nearby objects or people. This pose is most-commonly assumed by those known as "bros," who can be identified by satorial markers such as polo shirts, popped collars, pastel colors, and flip flops or other forms of boat shoes. If bro-sprawl is performed outdoors, a baseball cap and beer in a plastic cup are also likely to be involved.
"There were no seats on the train because some guy was bro-sprawling all over the place."
"Hey man, your bro-sprawl is so epic you take up at least three desks in lecture class."
Honored among bros, the obvious rules among bros, or guys in general.
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#1 Sisters are off limits
#2 Exes are off limits
#3 If a guy is chasing a girl, let him have her
#4 Do not in any way, be that guy
#5 You always watch the game
#6 do not and I mean DO NOT fight with the other boys
That’s the bro code thank you
guy: Who's that Joe's talking to?
girl: Of that's his bacon bro.
A bro who thinks he's a good bro, but bails on his friends for foolish, frivolous, selfish reasons.
Guy 1: Man, Bricker is such a sketchy bro.
Guy 2: Tell me about it. We made plans and he totally bailed on us for selfish, frivolous reasons.
Any gesture that is friendly in general.
Daniel: That’s not a very bro-like thing of you to do.
Izzy: Bro...
A bro that bro'ed before all other bros. The prototype for all future bros. Does not know how to get anywhere other than the gym and tanning salon. One cannot bro harder than the protobro. Typically they dwell in Omaha, Nebraska and can be easily distracted by other bros.
William Anderson must be the proto-bro... he broes so hard motha fuckers try to fine him.
Toh bro is used when you are in deep trouble and you have your bros with you.
It can also be used as telling someone you are tired.