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To masturbate so vigorously that your penis begins to spurt blood
Ricardo popped a red cap while watching Human Centipede.
I just listened to the seminal blues song, 'Red Caps a-Poppin', by Billy B. Goode
When your having sex with a girl and you nut quicker than you thought, so you turn the condom inside out so you can rally for a little bit longer
- yo I used the riverside rally cap on this bitch last night
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Sprinkling cocaine on the top of a packed bowl of marijuana and smoking it. It looks like a snow capped mountain.
person 1: i got some weed
Person 2: i got some blow
Person 1: sweet lets smoke some snow cap mountains
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Drink mixture of Captain Morgan and Coke on ice, also known as a rum and Coke
Mike: "Cap n Coke for me, and a Zima for the lady"
Fred: "Thats not funny, I'm not a lady, I would like a Zima though"
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A caps lock queen is a girl (or boy) who thinks using caps lock makes then queen of the universe. They often spell things incorrectly, and talk out their ass.
Me: Hey guys, what's up?
Caps Lock Queen: NM, HOW R U?
Me: Lay off the the capitals, caps lock queen!
Caps Lock Queen: NO WAI I NEED 2 B HERD.
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The act of ejaculating upon the tip of another penis, be it homosapien or otherwise. Can be performed by both parties thereby resulting in a double-Alaskan-snow-cap.
"Dude, i just came right on the tip of my dude bros' dick.'
"Dude bro, He Alaskan Snow-capped you"
"No dude bro, he came on mine too. Double-Alaskan-Snow-Cap."
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A mushroom cultivated by Night Goblins, which, when brewed into a beer, is one of the most intoxicating subtances not known to man. The beer is often force-fed to unfortunate gobbos 3-4 hours before a battle. He is then given a huge ball on the end of a chain. His mates than hold on VERY tightly to him (sitting on the gobbo when required. They know that if he starts swinging that ball ANYWHERE near them, they're going to meet Gork (and possibly Mork). When the unfortunate enemy aproaches, he is given a push in their general direction, and the best is hoped for.
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