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When you fist a girl until she creams then fill her vagina with pie filling then fuck her senseless until you both cum then eat the filling as it’s pouring out
Yo Jay I gave yo sister a lime cream pie last night.
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When delicious ice cream is melted due to it being unattended turning into a liquid where you consume it like soup.
I forgot and left my bowl of ice cream too long now its all liquidy... It's an ice cream soup!
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When A huge penis is covered in ice cream dipped in chocolate and sprinkled with nuts!
Kiersten : Wow I hope the Indians win the game looks like they have a strong lead.
Chad : Yeah me too hey isn't that Steve over there I thought I scheduled him to work this weekend?
Kiersten : It looks like he's having a Dick Cream Cone I need to make a video and put it on social media!
Chad : Good idea that will teach him for calling into work sick God he looks like such a faggot!
Kiersten : Hey Steve smile oh and by the way there's a dick in your mouth!
Steve : Oh Shit!
Chad : Hey Steve looks like you got cum all over your face LOL!
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Closeted homosexual who looks up to, runs errands for and generally does anything necessary for his older slightly more accomplished gay lover.
While you were away I heard your little ice cream boy fucked everything up. Tell that little bitch to get off his knees and fix it!
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When a girl from the Boston metropolitan area gives you a handjob/blowjob without finishing the job.
That bitch from B.U. was D.T.F. but when we got back to my place she gave me a Boston Cream Tease so I sent her on her way.
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A guy you date once, and they won't stop calling you. They are a good enough catch that you would date them again, but the fact that they are too persistent makes them less desirable like dirt on ice cream.
I had a great date last night, but then he called me 26 times since; he's just like dirty ice cream.
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