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The people you invite (usually your best friends) to one of your family get togethers who end up making an ass out of you and ruining the party.
Duder: "What are you doing with that squirt gun?"
Crasher 1: "You're uncle is going down son!"
Crasher 2: "Oh my god dude! You hit him right in the face while he was talking! Run dude run!"
Duder: "Shit guys, get the hell out of here quick. He grabbed some baked beans. I think he's gonna pour them on your car!"
Crasher 2: "Can't believe u had the balls to do that dude."
Crasher 1: "I know, are we the best family get together crashers or what?"
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You're scrolling youtube shorts, seeing memes, gaming clips and some cringe videos, when all of a sudden you see a unique video. Its a family guy clip, with some stupid mobile game gameplay at the bottom. You think nothing about, and scroll further. Then you see another clip. And another one. You slowly realise that your algorithm has been infected by these clips. You try to press the do not recommend button, but they are all from diffrent channels. You desperatly try to get away from these clips, but they just keep coming. Annoyed by this, you exit shorts, only to realise that your youtube homepage is now also filled with youtube family guy clip shorts, and full 3-2 minute videos of clips. Then, you break and create a new account. You decide to go on shorts again. You're scrolling youtube shorts, seeing memes, gaming clips and some cringe videos, when all of a sudden you see a unique video. Its a family guy clip, with some stupid mobile game gameplay at the bottom.
Hey, you tried the new youtube feature?
Yeah, its stupid. I just keep getting family guy youtube shorts.
We’re you wear your best vans and flyest khakis to the back of Louise van and party like it’s 1969 and dab with the fam squad
Ur gay lol Kingston family beanbag race
A family (consisting of 4 or more people) having a routine 'game night' where rock paper scissors is used to decide the winner. The winner gets to choose a family member and brutally fuck them until A: Their asshole prolapses or B: An Alabama Hotpocket is performed. If neither of these outcomes happens within 20 minutes, the remaining family members will join in and re-enact 'The Aristocrats' to full detail.
Sorry, babe, I can't go out this weekend. I'm going over to Hawaii for a family reunion, my dad found this cool game called Hasbro Family Game Night.
The worst insult ever to exist ever in the history of the world, worst than “Ur Mom gay and Ur dad Lesbian” combined anyone you use it against dies instantly and their whole family is dishonored.
Brad: “Ur Mom gay lol”
Ryan: “Ur whole family homoerectus
Brad” *dies and gets banished to the shadow realm*
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A punk,rock,ska band out of Killington Vermont .
Check them out on Myspace.com/uncledad
Did you hear the band Uncle Dad and the family secret the other night ya there kick ass
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The imortal god of “ur” jokes
WARNING DO NOT ISE LIGHTLY
AFFESTS THE INNER MOST SOUL!!! If some one survives they will have major PTSD
Joe: u smell like butt
Jim: no u
Joe: ur mom gay
Jim: ur sister a mister
Joe: UR FAMILY TREE LGBT
*Jim dies of eternal suffering and herpes and other stds, face implodes with the rest of his body
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