A person who won’t stop mogging. They will mog in public, in pictures, even by themselves. They mog to a point where you might need to ask if they are doing ok
“Holy shit Bro can you stop mogging for two seconds! Your being such a mog goblin right now we aren’t even in public!”
A person who can’t stop mogging no matter how much you try and get them to stop.
“Holy shit Bro can you stop mogging for 2 seconds. Your being a mog goblin!”
A male that is very heavy weighted and sits around playing video games all day. One is also know to lie a lot.
Dude did you see that Goblin King?
Yeah, he told me he's a pilot.
An penis that has been erect for more than four hours due to boner pill abuse.
Sam had a purple goblin last night. He's still at the hospital.
1. A child
a. A product of semen
b. Semen created it
c. A new human
2. An excited aroused… person?
a. A person who is really excited to partake in semen consumption
b. A person who acts like a goblin in the presence of semen
c. Semen enthusiast
She acted like a semen goblin as soon as we were alone
When you nut on a woman’s face so much you can’t recognise her
I gave Jenna the cum goblin 1480.
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a dope goblin is a person who clearly uses hard drugs but claims sobreity publicly. the dope fiend the your Facebook page giving steady updates on their life that on one cares about. (statuses, selfies, etc)
that dope goblin is claiming to be clean on Facebook for the 5th time this year... oh wow smh