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Very similar to the world renowned Dutch Oven but does require some set up or luck. Place a fan near the foot of your bed at the same level or slightly higher than the covers. Get under the covers. Fart. Lift feet. Brave people will use the covers as if it was a classic Dutch Oven. Cheers.
Dutch Oven!?! Please bitch. Ever been to a Jersey Wind Tunnel?
A girl that thinks she's so smart but can't wrap her mind around how to fill up a gas tank. She's commonly very pretty but when it comes to simple tasks (example: filling a gas tank) she can not get her pretty little mind to come through with the solution.
Guy 1: Wow that girl is kinda hot you think she's cool.
Guy 2: Yeah but I hear she's a spoiled jersey girl.
Guy 1: Damn she can't pump gas I'm out.
When you shit between a girls tits and then lay you dick there and fuck her and then cum between her tit
Last night while banging my girl I gave her a jersey chili dog.
A Jersey bro hoe is a white girl who hangs out with the "bro's" who have boats, lifted trucks and sxs's. They can come in many hair colors but almost always have tattoos. They like to drink beer, get "lit", shoot tequila and do coke. Lots of coke. They DGAF (Don't give a fuck) and they sometimes identify as a "bad bitch". You can usually find these girls "out with the boys" on the boat, at the bar or out in the woods by a pallet fire usually shotgunning a beer or blowing lines. Basically a bitch who thinks she's one of the guys because she hangs with the crew but they only hang with her because she gives them head.
Do you see that chick over there talking to Jimmy? I seen her at tice's last weekend twerking on the bow of some dude's boat and the weekend before that out in another dudes sxs. She's definitely a Jersey bro hoe.
Should we tell him?
Nah, he'll figure it out.
A hockey team from New Jersey who were originally from Colorado and named the Colorado Rockies. They moved to NJ in 1982 and have won the Stanley Cup} three times. The Devils are widely underestimated and never really expected to win, explaining their catchphrase "Devils vs. Everybody". Their rivals are the New York Rangers and the Philadelphia Flyers. They have had many amazing players in the past, including Martin Brodeur, Scott Stevens, and the current Taylor Hall. They also had Ilya Kovalchuk, but almost ever single Devils fan hates him with a passion.
The New Jersey Devils have three Stanley Cup wins!
A very beautiful and breathtaking island, located in the Strait of Dover (between Southeast England and Northwest France). It has a lot of tourist attractions and plenty of good seafood and quality of life. Some of the happiest places in all of Europe. Some of the notable places to visit are: St. Helier, Jersey Zoo, St. Brelade's Bay, Beauport Beach, La Corbiere, Grosnez Castle, Sorel Point and St. Quens Bay. If you want peace and quiet in a small island with friendly people all around, Jersey, Channel Islands is the place to be.
Guy 1: Man, I've been to Jersey, Channel Islands for the first time! It feels so amazing with a rich culture and a slow, yet fun pace of life.
Guy 2: That's lovely! I want to visit that beautiful island soon.
A really small and shitty town that is so depressing that people can’t even go 2 miles without leaving it because it is smaller than my thumb
Don’t you dare go to Emerson New Jersey.