Professional Jew

Someone working within Jewish leadership, either at a Synagogue or Jewish Agency/Organization. One does not have to be Jewish to be a professional Jew.

My job as Cultural Arts director at the Jewish Community Center, makes me a professional Jew.

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Jew Zealander

Someone who originates from New Zealand and is also a cheapskate. It is a well know fact that these people are thrifty.

"Hey Gil, it'd be choice if that beer was a little cheaper.
..Man your such a Jew Zealander"

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jew cave

A home of many many jewish people in which the jews feed of of each others money.

I was on my way to school the other day, and i went past this huge jew cave, and i could smell the money being cooked.

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Jew move

when you are playing a videogame and you and another person are fighting. You kill the other guy, but you have low health and another guy comes out of hiding and kills you in no time.

Joe: yes! I finally killed you Eric.....
Colin (comes in): SPLAT!!
Joe: Wow Colin that was a Jew move.

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rush jew

A person with male features, who in fact has a vagina, and will screw any one out of any thing, even family. he will buy a wrecked car for 400 bucks and sell it for 4,000.

you get the rush jew deal?

ya.

How much you pay for it?

4hundo.
how much you sell it for?
4g's

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Ass jew

When you take a poo and it comes out curly

When Adam Sandler Shits,Ass jew

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Jelly Jew

An ambiguous phrase that can be used to give praise or ruin someone's day.
It has been used by stars such as Jimmy Saville, Bruce Foresythe and Vernon Kay

"well done my little Jelly Jew"

or

"Oi you little shit, piss of home you Jelly Jew"

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