pig slut

the species of fugly women that hang out in seedy bars hoping some desperate loser will take them home and impregnate them. Often display their excess girth with spandex. also known as swamp donkey, blockormore, bar troll

man1 "Hey mate, there's a sweetie beggin for the mutton dagger"
man2 "Are you fuckin mad? It'd take a case of beer and a labotomy to get me to go home with that pig slut"

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pig in blanket

To masturbate/Jack off/Pull Wire/choke the chicken with Womans Hair.
Long Hair is required.You then wrap the hair around your penis as many times as possible and begin to masturbate. This Is a good way to jack of since no lube is required.
Take care not to Blow your load into her hair, Bitches be hating that.

Terry: I cant wait for my girlfriend to fall asleep tonight.
Billy: Why?
Terry: Cause I'm Horny as hell and I'm going to give myself a pig in blanket while she's asleep.

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pig mouth

A vagina with seemingly no defining labia or other such entrails. Just a pig mouth slit.

I got Jane in the sack the other night, but was disappointed to find out she has pig mouth pussy.

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Pig Sticking

Going on a big drinking night out and pulling then sleeping with a large ugly girl.

we are going out pig sticking tonight, i hope mine dosent smell to much!

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pig-latin

The main argotic procedure in the English language. There are several versions of it, but the principle remains the same: to dissimulate the original message with a stable parasitic code surrounding each syllables of that original message. Pig-latin is a strictly verbal argot.

Smgokl-smfuckl-smyourkl-smselfkl is "Go fuck yourself" in a specific variety of pig-latin

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sumter pig

A creature resembling a sasquatch with the physical qualities & hygiene of a pig living in sumter S.C.
generally dirty blonde, thick in the thighs and a face that looks like it was hit with several pounds of what the fuck?

yall see jerry is takin out sumter pig again this weekend. yeah man she sure is a typical south carolina swine.

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pig josh

WOW! What can I say about Pig Josh.......................................... HE IS A FAT ASS!!!!............

Pig Josh is very fat. He will eat a cow for a Snack.

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