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Ninja Waffle

A waffle that is a ninja.
Also the name of a pet on WoW.

A Proper Noun or noun or adjective or verb.

Mmm... Ninja Waffle

OMG your pet spider, Ninja Waffle is so hot!

Don't be such a ninja waffle!

by Attiria February 28, 2011


not safe for waffles

A topping that simply isn't safe for waffles.

"You can't put the universe on a waffle, Joe. It's not safe for waffles."

by thatonesexymotherfucker February 02, 2016


Waffle Ass

When a man has the imprint of the shower drain on his ass after hot sex with a woman. In order to achieve this look the man should sit directly on the drain while the woman bounces on him. After this violent escapade the man's ass will have a design resembling an Eggo.

Bob's ass looks like an Eggo because I gave him waffle ass during that hot sex.

by Leggomyeggo11 December 16, 2010


Lava Waffle

A vagina that is having a herpes outbreak while also on it's period. The term "lava" is used because it looks like a volcano. The term "waffle" is from the term "blue waffle."

Sawyer: Dude! Guess what?!?
Kip: What?
Sawyer: I would of had sex with your mom last night, but she had a Lava Waffle!

by Fetish King February 18, 2011


waffle top

a cute girl

hey check it out, waffle tops at 3 o'clock.

by d February 15, 2004


twat waffle

Noun; A slang term for menstrual pads.

"I am really feeling the flow today, better go down to the pharmacy and catch me a short stack of some twat waffles..."

by icemft99 August 20, 2007


roffel waffle

Waffles containing the word acronym ROFL imprinted on them. See roffel and waffle

I just ate roffel waffles for breakfast.

by Halo@sea June 22, 2005