Lava Waffle

A vagina that is having a herpes outbreak while also on it's period. The term "lava" is used because it looks like a volcano. The term "waffle" is from the term "blue waffle."

Sawyer: Dude! Guess what?!?
Kip: What?
Sawyer: I would of had sex with your mom last night, but she had a Lava Waffle!

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Salty Waffle

During analysis sex tickle your partner to tighten their Anus and pull out abruptly prolapsing said Anus. Finish ejaculating on the bottom of your timberland waffle patern boots, step into a pile of salt, the finish by stepping on the prolapsed anus. This will leave your partner with a salty waffle.

She was acting up around his friends so he gave her a Salty Waffle.

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Ninja Waffle

A waffle that is a ninja.
Also the name of a pet on WoW.

A Proper Noun or noun or adjective or verb.

Mmm... Ninja Waffle

OMG your pet spider, Ninja Waffle is so hot!

Don't be such a ninja waffle!

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Johnny Waffle

When you poop on woman's stomach or chest and push a tennis racket down on the poop to make it look like a waffle. Mostly done when the woman is sleeping. You then leave and let her find the mess or sit there and wait and watch.

I totally gave Jane a johnny waffle last night when she was sleeping.

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waffle top

a cute girl

hey check it out, waffle tops at 3 o'clock.

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twat waffle

Noun; A slang term for menstrual pads.

"I am really feeling the flow today, better go down to the pharmacy and catch me a short stack of some twat waffles..."

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roffel waffle

Waffles containing the word acronym ROFL imprinted on them. See roffel and waffle

I just ate roffel waffles for breakfast.

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