Ninja Waffle

A waffle that is a ninja.
Also the name of a pet on WoW.

A Proper Noun or noun or adjective or verb.

Mmm... Ninja Waffle

OMG your pet spider, Ninja Waffle is so hot!

Don't be such a ninja waffle!

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Waffle hair

When some dumbass bitch sucks so much dick that her hair gets plastered with spunk, and she doesnt have time to wash it out because she is always fiending for another load.

I gave that bitch a perm with my sperm! WAFFLE HAIR!!!

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not safe for waffles

A topping that simply isn't safe for waffles.

"You can't put the universe on a waffle, Joe. It's not safe for waffles."

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Waffle Ass

When a man has the imprint of the shower drain on his ass after hot sex with a woman. In order to achieve this look the man should sit directly on the drain while the woman bounces on him. After this violent escapade the man's ass will have a design resembling an Eggo.

Bob's ass looks like an Eggo because I gave him waffle ass during that hot sex.

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waffle top

a cute girl

hey check it out, waffle tops at 3 o'clock.

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twat waffle

Noun; A slang term for menstrual pads.

"I am really feeling the flow today, better go down to the pharmacy and catch me a short stack of some twat waffles..."

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roffel waffle

Waffles containing the word acronym ROFL imprinted on them. See roffel and waffle

I just ate roffel waffles for breakfast.

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