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Get someone else’s spit on someone’s asshole, fill the asshole with whiskey, then slurp it up
My bitch made me drink her satan water last night, and I kinda liked it
The physical and emotional feeling when entering a swimming pool that is the ‘perfect’ water temperature. The experienceis so powerful that it rekindles feelings of our origin.
This swimming pool is so relaxing, it reminds me of womb water.
An expression in claiming that someone is too dog for dog water, so that places them into the next worst catagory of cat water.
Yo broski you are so dog that you’re cat water.
A water kiss is when you choke on your drink because of how how retarded you are. The owner of water kiss is bethany bryan.
Bethany bryan had a water kiss.
Semen, specifically watered down semen because of too much sex or the overheating of the male sex organ(s).
He fell asleep with his balls out and now all he can do is testicle water.
Dicky waters is when you secretly insert your flaccid penis into the opening of a water bottle and shake it around for a few seconds so that the entirety of the bottles contents have made content with your penis. You then hide the seemingly normal water bottle in plain sight and wait for an unsuspecting victim. Once your victim places the bottle to their lips and begins to drink the water (which has been dicked) you must yell "Dicky Waters!" and wait for their reaction. The best part about dicky waters is that since the act is virtually undetectable, one does not necessarily have to commit it. Simply exclaiming "Dicky Waters!" is enough for your victim to believe they have drank the cock water and spit it all out in disgust. For best results, attempt this act in a large group.
"hey did u hear that Alex got Dicky Waters'd in the cafeteria at lunch?"
"no way dude, thats sooo fucked up!"
The act of ejaculating onto your partner whilst they are bathing in a tub
Hey babe, I'm sitting in the tub, can you salt the water for me?