People from Jersey have muff vagina
when ur a hersy folk u have muff vagina
Inverting both fists and penis inside a female's vagina, at the same time.
I honestly didn't know what to do when my wife requested the Minnesota Muff Mangler.
The female version of a whiskey dick. When she's so drunk the only option is only dry.
"Man, that lady had serious Martini Muff."
The female version of "Cock Blocking." When a girl is trying to get it in with a guy/girl but someone keeps interupting/delaying the process or eventually "snuffing" the situtation all together.
Teresa was trying to get laid last night and Kassandra totally was "muff snuffing" her at the party....bitch.
When a women’s breasts are so long and droopy they cover your ears when you go down on her.
Man this chick from tinder ear muffed me last night.
Luh Muff is a sophisticated slang term that is a synonym to calling someone a motherfucker. Muff combines mother and fucker together to create one, more efficient, term.
“Shut up Luh Muff!” (directed towards someone you have deemed to be a mother fucker)
When a girl fakes an orgasm, she is bluffing her muff muff.
Guys "have you ever been muff-bluffed?" - I would hope not!
Girl " I'm a regular muff bluffer" or "I've never had to bluff my muff"