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The results of a Firearm being stuck in your mouth, and having the trigger depressed.
Steve:"Did you hear that Phil killed himself by Butt Chugging bleach?"
Johnny:"Nahh dude, he shot himself. Left a nice Brain Painting."
The act of painting for such a long time with no inhale protection, no goggles, no gloves until you collapse, lose consciousness, or drift off into sleep apnea. Symptoms of binge painting include blurred vision, dry mouth, sinus headache, being able to actually FEEL the soft tissue behind your eyes, and sensitive teeth.
1) Last day Antony was binge painting so hard that today I'm wondering if he can level-up by hitting his coworker with a spray can.
Finger painting on walls or a mirror using fecal matter. A technique developed in Mississippi..
Adam was so drunk last night that he started Mississippi finger painting on the wall.
Finger painting on walls or a mirror using fecal matter. A technique developed in Mississippi..
Adam was so drunk last night that he started Mississippi finger painting on the wall.
A situation where someone runs out of toilet paper and is forced to use their hand to wipe after pooping (usually in a public restroom).
"Ginger was down to just the tube. She had to paint the shutters."
When your farts smell so bad they melt paint.
Person 1: I had the Buffalo shrimp basket from Mario’s fishbowl earlier today and my farts smell terrible!
Person 2: Sounds like you have a case of the paint melters. Better to get ready to do some touch up painting after those nasty gas expulsions!
a term to describe an out of touch/delusional/stupid elderly person, that acts weird. "lead paint stare" is something some old people have, making them look like they're not really there, said to be an effect of lead poisoning.
why its used to describe old people is because someone near the age of your grandmother, most likely had their walls painted with paint, which contains lead, hence the lead poisoning.
shorter version: old fella has wall paint with lead, and it makes him act and look weird.
guy 1: that old person looks weird af
guy 2: yeah old person got that lead paint stare.