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A male homosexual variant of the famed Bill Maher Head Slam. A male takes an anal suppository of muscle relaxers to help, loosen up his anal sphincter, his partner dons a nasal respirator and shoves his lubricated head into the anal canal and rectum. Once inside, the man nuzzles and orally stimulates his partner's prostate. Allegedly invented by comedian/drama queen Andy Dick, after hearing of the Bill Maher Head Slam from a male child prostitute.
The Pope doesn't consider the Andy Dick Head Slam, an impure act, because no vagina is involved. But, he added that the Bill Maher Head Slam is totally immoral.
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Look at that train. Well slam my butt hole that train just crashed.
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Originating from the popular breakfast platter, the Grand Slam, it is the act of a male wrapping his dick in bacon, biscuits, and sausage links, and using egg yolk as lube, then shoving it into someone's ass repeatedly while pouring syrup down their back and screaming "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!"
Becky, I was going to make breakfast, but when I opened the fridge, I realized I had used all of the breakfast food to grand slam it up your ass last night.
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For the popular technique of bastardizing a Tim Tam, click here: Tim Tam Slam.
History:
A sexual technique that was modeled after the Tim Tam Slam; a process of creating possibly the most delicious thing in the universe. This perversion of the original slam was likely inspired in part by the many videos of young women attempting the slam that circulated Youtube cerca 2018.
The creator of this adaption of the slam is unknown. However, it could have been that kid you knew; you know - the one who convinced everyone to try the Tim Tam Slam - just so he could watch you struggle to suck milk through something long, black, hot, and messy.
Preparation:
To attempt this technique, procure a working phallus of black or brown color. There are three recommended ways of accomplishing this:
1. Buy a Squirting Dildo
2. Find a man of dark complexion
3. Cover your dick in chocolate syrup.
Warning - Do not apply hot fudge to your penis, it will burn like napalm.
The last requirement is a willing mouth, I mean; willing person
Procedure:
To perform the Tim Tam Slam, the slammer inserts their phallus or phallic-like device into the receivers orifice. After filling said orifice with ejaculate, before it is consumed, the slammer (often while attempting to catch the receiver of the slam unawares) then slams their flagging erection or phallic-like device as far into the receiver's ejaculate filled orifice as possible.
Note: Shouting, "Tim Tam Slam" is optional.
Tim: Hey honey, do you want to try a Tim Tam Slam?
Tam: Oh! I've heard of that - that's what all the kids are doing these days, right?
Tim: Yep. Do you want to try it?
Tam: Sure!
After acquiring the final item listed in preparation, Tim attempts the Tim-Tam-Slam (Oral Intercourse).
Tam: (Slurping laboriously*) Are you sure this is what everyone's doing? I mean I like chocolate as much as the next girl but-
Tim. (Breathing heavily*) Ah, I'm sure just keep going, almost there...
Realizing his apparent ruse, Tam laughs and resumes. When Tim has finished she humors him and pretends its delicious - not yet wise to Tim's hands on her head.
Tim: Ah, one more thing.
Tam: Hm?
Tim: Tim, Tam...
Tam: Wha-?!!!!
Tim: SLAM!
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The breakfast item preferred by hookers and ho's at Denny's.
It consists of two hardon boiled eggs, 2 extra-long sausage, two bacon strips, Frenched toast, no homo fries and lots of sticky syrup to run down your chin. Often washed down with a cup of come-offee.
After a long night on my back or just leaning over in the front seat of a car, I'm dying for a Wham Bam Thank You Slam at the Denny's of iniquity.
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you slammed your penith in the car door
"I slammed my penith in the car door" "you slammed your penith in the car door" "ahahahoahajhahahaajhajbajah"
A Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk is an incredible, but elaborate act, that involves the consent of both male and female partners.
It begins with the male performing anal sex with the female, finishing inside of her ass, and then using his bare hands to expand her anus hole, proceeding to pour fresh seawater (simply water with salt added to it afterwards works), into it, making a flesh bowl of semen and salty water. The male then proceeds to fit an entire codfish inside of the female's anus, shoving it in as far as possible, and shitting all over the codfish, pulling it out, and feeding it to the female.
Luke: Hey guess what I did yesterday with my girl?
Mike: What'd you do, man?
Luke: I gave that bitch a Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk Chocolate Soup!
Mike: Damn, I wish mine would let me try that with her!