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Compartmentalised Traffic Window

A highly innovative method of traffic calming first initiated by Colin Minton of Ford Village Society. It's primary aims are probably really good but I can't actually remember what they are at present.

Police: "Oh cheers Colin, another great presentation on the Compartmentalised Traffic Window".

Colin: "Cheers Mr. Policeman"

by Mr. Policeman March 22, 2010


Mexican window-fuck

A traditional Mexican event where they line up during an erection and sprint into a large window to break with their cock

Yo Aiden, you coming to the annual mexican window-fuck tonight? Its gonna be lit

by Big John!! April 26, 2021


windows greedia player

Rhyming Slang for Windows Media Player, which also highlights the fact that it is very greedy with all the memory it uses.

'Fucking Windows Greedia Player has crashed my computer, again!'

by Feelgoodbynumbers January 29, 2005


Windows SP

The new operating system that is so secure that has plenty of new stuff. It has the games Choose a Number and SimMan. It will be downloadable soon on simspace.freewebsites.com. It is a powerpoint game. SP means SusPicious

Josh: Hey I got the cool new operating system called Windows SP!

Kevin: So, Windows 98 SE is still better!

Josh: No!

by aar2697 March 30, 2007


rolling up the windows

when a snowboarder goes over a jump off balance and has to swing both arms around in a circular motion (similar to rolling up the windows in car) to avoid a yard sale.

dude - oh man i almost lost it on that last kicker.

dude2 - ya you were rolling up the windows hardcore!

by xskwizmx March 18, 2010


window hopper

ugly hoes who hop in ur bedroom window, usualy at night because they are too damn ugly to use the front door and be seen in any light.

the window hoppers came in last night and let the whole crew smash!

by shane941 March 23, 2007


Windows Live Messenger

Windows Live Messenger is pretty much exactly the same as MSN 7.5 . The main differences in it is that there is more advertisments; a different colour sceme; The ability to VOIP and thats about it. Nothing much seems to be gained by putting this out. It also looks to be a way to get money from the stupid little kids who accidently VOIP their freinds homephone instead of VOIPing the computer. By putting MSN Live onto the computer you end up making others not able to use MSN because their accounts are not allowed to use the beta. This of course can be solved by sending them one of the five invites you get to send to them. Is it worth it? No, unless your lucky enough to get an invite(easy). It's alot like Gmail.

"Hey Jack, I just got Windows Live Messenger!"
"No way!"
"Yeah way, wana copy of the download file."
"Hell yeah!"
~2 minutes later~
"WTF it's not working."
"Oh yeah, I didn't send you an invite and I don't have any more."

by The real Jordon Fedak, not the one who used my name before. February 03, 2006