1) adj-The act of jogging through IKEA instead of going to your step mom's former boss's wedding
2) n- when you have to much crust and you just don't know what to do with it
1- bro I just don't wanna go to my step mom's former boss's wedding.
Nah bro you don't have to just police spoon with me instead.
2-ugh this bread is so police spoon.
Similar to spooning but additional movement is added. But falls shy of being considered humping or other sexual activities.
It was late and we were comfortably spooning. But then something clicked and we were squirmy spooning.
(verb.) hyper focusing on a task to an autistic degree. This is often seen when using the Animedoro technique for multiple hours for multiple days/weeks for a single task such as studying for an exam or certification.
Friend: "Hey. I haven't seen much of you lately outside of class the past week. What's up?"
You: "Hey. I've been tapping spoons studying for this certification. I'll be finished this Friday."
When your sick with the flu and think you are being brought medicine, but your friend gives you a spoon full of mayo instead.
I was so sick last night and cory brought me a fuckin WMS (willy's mayo spoon). Classic mayo spoon
a slang for shorush. usually it is injected by a syringe but criminal-kingpin Maxdonald has a tendency of putting shorush up a victim's nostril
"Come on over and I'll show you how to play the spoons"
Playing the spoons is really stupid because this show is really dumb
The sexual act of cumming onto a tea spoon, before forcing the seman back down the urethra multiple times to create the illusion of a larger load
After many hours of spoon gooning, I was able to increase the volume of my load, I'm sure my girlfriend will love it.
Wiping the head of a dick with a spoon used to get coconut oil.
I dicked the spoon after I used it to get coconut oil out of the jar.