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Slow soft kisses, that are to be savored! Like a fine scotch! Especially between a Princess and Prince Charming!
Scotch Kisses lingered in his mind, heart and on his lips.
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after blowing a guy, the giver secretly pockets his cum in her cheek, after which she gives him a big sloppy kiss, forcing him to taste his own cum.
"Jim really ticked me off, so the next time I blew him, I follwed that with a chipmunk kiss."
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A Pyschedelic kiss is when you have a an gay/staright emo overweight girl friend and make out with her (or anything else).The reason for the name is because they say that its by the perception of aspects of one's mind previously unknown, or by the creative exuberance of the mind liberated into love with another peson who is different.
David-Hey dude did you give a "Psychedelic Kiss" to Sarah yet?
Kevin- Hell yeah man! THAT WAS AWSOME. Its like I couldn't stop it was addicting!
David- Yeah I remember when me a Sarah did that too.....She's awsome.
Kevin- What?!?!
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Kissing ass to a large group of people at once, as in a meeting or presentation.
Chairperson: "Thanks for being here. And let me say, I am humbled by the talent and energy in the room today."
Colleague (whispers to neighbor): "Oh, man, he's really mass kissing today!"
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Having a wank into a Kleenex tissue.
James: I'm not feeling too well
Ted: have a Kleenex kiss mate
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The state of a (generally) female porn actresses asshole after the (generally) male actor has performed the Gape act on the said young lady, as seen in many an anal heavy porn film of which there are many (I am told).
Where the exhausted sphincter muscle fails to close and quivers just like old toothless grandma's mouth puckering up to give her (revolted by the gesture) grandchild a kiss.
Kid A: I was watching this one bitch on the internet last night.
Kid B: really, what acts was she engaging in that would provoke you to recount this tale to thou my friend?
Kid A: this dude whipped his dick out of her ass & boy did it gape man! reminded me of my Granma's kiss!
Kid B: Stroll on.
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Being cut off by time and feelings but then realizing true feelings.
I'm thinking about our incomplete kisses
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