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This is the thing!......

Phrase used at the start of a conversation, typically used to force a completely uninterested listener to take notice of an ultra boring verbal onslaught.

This is the thing!...... If the the goverment invested more money in repairing the roads in this community, we would then be able to blah blah blah blah.......

by Johnny illwithit November 14, 2018


My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.

A terrifying threat, don’t

My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”

Dude what the fuck”

by A fucked up idiot October 25, 2023


Bread Things

the Holy Food of placeboism

bread rolls with cheese and bacon melted on top

by DeeDee Ramone January 3, 2005


Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....

Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2024


a pissin thing

Not going to do anything

I am not going to do a pissin thing at work tonight.

by Doedee January 11, 2016


Black Thing

Any phrase, story or joke that only African Americans understand. This is due to their history in the United States.

It can also mean someone who is not Black but very into Black culture. They also have a very strong physical and sexual attraction to Black people. (Something racist White people don’t admit to)

Joe: i noticed Jill is always talking to Black guys in the street.
Jane: Yea! She is very into the Black Thing as you can see

by DougSmug November 26, 2022


impossible things

fucking dumb book had to do this for home work

"hey we are are gonna read impossible things!"

by L Bozo + Ratio + Gay + Weird February 16, 2023