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1 a : To provide lubrication for an over sized penis (as it compares to vagina).
b : The advanced completion of the starfish technique.
2 a : Natural anti chaffing method.
b : The best way to sanitize a wound.
Girl: Wait...i dont think its gona fit.
Guy: Spit on it (just the tip)
Guy: Can i use the back door?
Girl: (No response because shes in the starfish position)
Guy: *spitting noise*
Guy1: AHH!!!
Guy2: What?
Guy1: I just cut my finger!
Guy2: Stop being a pussy and spit on it.
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An Australian piece of slang to indicate that whatever the tip is is extremely solid, like inside information or coming directly from the source.
I'll give you the red hot tip mate, Billy is getting the arse tomorrow, put your name into the ring and you might get a shot at his sheila.
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Gaben's son, overlord (not god) of the PC master race, played games at 8k resolution before the monitors existed and benchmarked a PC for a whole year
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When you put the tip of your dick inside of a girl and then dip.
(I made this up.)
Guy #1: Bruh that girl right there is soo badd!
Guy #2: Bruh you're late. She was an easy tip n dip.
Guy 1: Lie again. 😐
Guy #2: No jokes bruv.
Guy#1: Damn son.
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The act of putting five or six dollars in a Tip Jar to influence customers to "tip"
Barista one: I put five singles in the tip jar so people will know where to put an extra dollar or two if we do a good job!
Barista two: "Spiking the tip jar" what a great idea!! we will make a lot more tips now!
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Akin to it's predecessor 'Cow Tipping' - It is a more primal format used by native African 'Tiger Bare Knuckle Boxers' to train their fists to deal with the hard furry target they were attuned to pummeling - A novice would spend 30 days and nights searching out and repeatedly battering Cape Buffalo to toughen their skin and harden their bones.
"You wouldn't have a chance with that tiger in your current condition"
"Anything to suggest?"
"Go punch a few Buffalo in the jaw. Nothing quite like African Cow Tipping to prepare you for a fight like that."
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An artist who is homosexual.
Take this to the felt tip fairy.
He is a felt tip fairy.
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