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When a prison orgy ends up with somebody shooting a bar of soap out of their ass and they all have have a turn sliding across the remnants
Cell block c was having a good ol talluscan water slide
'Yeah I had a Transylvanian mud slide last night; she was ragging it then next minute she shit down my chest'
falling and slide and recive a burn like cut.
josh went roller blade with a friend and he came back with a burn like cut on his shoulder. we all said to him slide and burn!
doing menacing things with your E break in a snow covered parking lot while you blast the Pirates of the Caribbean theme song
me and the boys went pirate sliding last night
This is a sex move that requires a lot of cardio and stretching beforehand.
How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Yes Doctor, we got these injuries from performing The Sliding X Position. Let's just say that knees went places they shouldn't have"
"Hey honey, welcome home, as you can see that I am already in The sliding x position for you cause you've worked so hard. Go on big boy, take a run at this"
"Wanna try this Sliding X Position? It looks quite advanced"
The Sliding X position is an intense sex move that requires a lot of stretching beforehand.
How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap before leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Engage the Sliding X Position dear, I'm feeling Horny with a capital H"
"Hey Honey! Good for you to come home from work and as a surprise, I'm already in the sliding x position for you baby. Run the fuck at me babe"
"Yes doctor, we got these injuries from the sliding x position. Lets just say, there was knees in place they shouldn't have been."
When you slap bio-freeze on you dick and shove it in her ass and watch her freeze then squirm.
Hit my bitch with the frosty slide.