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When you are about to take a shit and the first turd is poking out of your ass. You push it out and all of a sudden watery shit explodes out leaving your toilet looking like a bowl of beef stew!
I had to take a shit really bad and had a turtle head sticking out....I pushed that guy out and my shit exploded out turning my toilet into a big bowl of turtle stew!
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A weird girl on Youtube.
I don't watch Turtle Storm because she is wierd.
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We shall save the turtles because they are amazing creatures
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To give a man head while he is very soft and cold so that the penis looks like a turtle poking its head out.
My girl really loves me, I had gotten out of the pool and hit some cold air and had shrinkage on an epic level, so she gave me a turtle milkshake to make me warm up.
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commonly used when you get left on (un)read, usually by someone of the opposite gender
R: “Bro i double texted her but she left me on read both times.”
K: “Sucks bro, that’s a turtle moment”
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The hardening of the scrotum by way of cold weather and or blue balls.
Dude, it's frezing. I have major turtle cock going right now.
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when you and your friends sit under a tent and all take poops. Then once the poop is out you throw it at each other. The winner is the person who stays in the tent the longest
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