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Lazy people who spend most of their days inside, slowly walking upon the household to grab food.
Jessica has turtle swag, all she does is slowly walk to the fridge and back to her bed with food.
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A group of homosexual males who go to EDM festivals.
Me and my turtle squad are going to edc Orlando this weekend.
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To give a man head while he is very soft and cold so that the penis looks like a turtle poking its head out.
My girl really loves me, I had gotten out of the pool and hit some cold air and had shrinkage on an epic level, so she gave me a turtle milkshake to make me warm up.
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commonly used when you get left on (un)read, usually by someone of the opposite gender
R: “Bro i double texted her but she left me on read both times.”
K: “Sucks bro, that’s a turtle moment”
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The hardening of the scrotum by way of cold weather and or blue balls.
Dude, it's frezing. I have major turtle cock going right now.
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when you and your friends sit under a tent and all take poops. Then once the poop is out you throw it at each other. The winner is the person who stays in the tent the longest
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