Gerard Arthur Way

The lead singer of My Chemical Romance.
Born April 9, 1977.
There's about a zillion teenyboppers out there who think he is sooooo seXXy... but if you only like him because he's "Hawt" then you're not a true fan.
First appreciate who he is as an artist, and if you just so happen to think he's hot, then fine.
And if you only want to go to a My Chemical Romance because Gerard is so freakin' yummy, then stay home and leave the true fans alone.

Gerard Arthur Way is a talented musician who is plagued by teenybopping girls who couldn't even hold an intelligent conversation with him.

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Two-way street

drinking an alcoholic drink, while a soaked tampon (with the same alcohol), is up your rear end.

Kendall: “Hey madi, why are you in such a good mood?”

Madi: “Because, I’m doing a two-way street”

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Shave in a lower way

It means shaving the little hair that is on the obvious parts of a girls' body.

This will work perfectly if you are in a situation when your girl has not shaved her arms or legs. You do not like that, but you do not want to offend her either. In such situation you say to her politely:
"Honey, you need to shave in a lower way."

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some type of way

a phrase used to describe sexual needs, disgust, or even happiness. usually a feeling that is so heightened it elicits confusion and raw emotion.

sexual: i haven't seen my man in 3 weeks.. i'm feelin some type of way

disgust: that bitch just pissed me the hell off.. i'm feelin some type of way

happiness: i just got my refund check - i'm feelin some type of way.. wanna go shoppin?

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that's the way the cookie crumbles

Slang term, origin unknown from the 1920's in America. Used to underline a failure of an action, or dissapointment in reaching an undesired result, with the additional meaning that the result was not an unexpected one.

A:" Well, I asked Cindy out, and she told me to swallow my head . . "
B:"Hey, that's the way the cookie crumbles!"

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don't swing that way

A phrase one uses when they don't want to or don't like doing a certain thing.

Mel: Damn check out Rick's nice ass
Bob: Uhh no thanks, I don't swing that way
Mel: You did last year with Mike
Bob: Shh, only that once...


Kevin: Hey Tom, We're going to tax shit from Wal-Mart, wanna come?
Tom: Sorry dude, i don't swing that way.
Kevin: Pussy
Tom: Mm Pussy, i DO swing THAT way.

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lincoln way east

School full of bomb threats and kids complaining about Lincoln way north

"Lincoln way east is better then North no matter what anyone says."

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