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The Tyson moment is when Tyson dose something stupid but played it off like it didn’t happen, doesn’t go to school, bails on his friends, says he will do something then not do it at the last second, thus is the Tyson moment an endless loop that Tyson can’t escape. And keep dogs away from Tyson.
“Hey Tyson wanna hang out with us and watch a movie” “sure” everyone shows up besides Tyson now that’s a Tyson moment
when a person is slow on the uptake ie , not getting a joke, or getting it slower than other people,
also can be used in instances when acting in a particularly stupid way. i.e. walking into a pole, or putting the cereal box into the fridge after using,
Similar to a Blonde moment
Girl on phone to boy
Girl: have you seen my phone anywhere?
Boy: erm, you are using it?
Girl: i know but i cant see it anywhere
Boy: ...
Girl: ohhhhhhh... i just had a maggie moment
A maurice moment is when one does something gay without noticing it
Ex. Bro 1: i like holding my gfs purse. Feels kinda nice
Bro 2: what
Bro 1: Sorry i had a maurice moment
A moment of pure, impure, somewhat sanctimonious rage, fulfilled by men. Usually violent and destructive. Most common on Mondays, hence the phrase "Man Moment Monday", and most dangerously found in March, hence the phrase "Man Moment March".
J: "I'M HAVING A MAN MOMENT"
N: "YO J CHILL"
A phrase used to call out a douchebag comment. Also Known As Douchebaggery.
Rules Regarding The Use Of The Word 'Douchebag Douchebag Moment':
1) Never Used As A Compliment.
2) If One Does Not Call Out The Douchebag Moment, The Douchebagger Must Admit To Their Wrong Doings.
3) If One Does Call Out To The Douchebag Moment, The Douchebagger Must Say "Douchebag Moment."
4) If The Douchebagger Does Not Comply, A Beating Is Necessary.
5) The Beatings Mentioned In Rule 4 Must Be Random, As In When The Douchebag Least Expects It. The Douchebagger Can Say Douchebag Moment While Getting Beat, But It Will Have No Meaning And The Beating Will Stay In Effect.
6) Retaliation Is Only Permittable If A Low Blow Is Obtained. A Low Blow Is A Crotch Shot For Males, Cunt Punt And Boob Punches For Females.
Rule 1 example.
Girl: Ugh, I Feel Stuffed.
Boy: You Look Stuffed.
Rule 2)
-After Boy Says Comment=
*silence*
Boy: *sigh* Douchebag Moment.
Rule 3)
-After Boy Says 'You Look Stuffed'-
Girl: That Was So Douchebaggish.
Boy: Douchebag Moment.....*whispers* bitch
Rule 4)
-After Boy Says 'You Look Stuffed'-
Girl: That Was So Douchebaggish.
Boy: *shrugs* So?
Girl: So Say Douchebag Moment.
Boy: Why?
Girl: Fine *thinks to self* You will soon learn...
Rule 5)
-Boy Naps On Couch-
Girl: *jumps on Boy while slugging him in the face* GrrAhh
Boy: Ahhh! What's This For!??! *shields face*
Girl: You...*puches Boy's lip* Didn't....*gives Boy bloody nose* Say....*punches Boy's adam's apple* Douchebag Moment!!!
Boy: *cries* DOUCHEBAG MOMENT!
Girl: Too Late *knees Boy's gut*
Rule 6)
Girl: *knees Boy in crotch*
Boy: RETALIATION! *head butts girl*
when you wake up and don't know where you are.
When Bob woke up the next morning on someone's front yard he knew he was having a Jagermeister Moment.
Momentary (though can last for hours or a lifetime in rare occations) disconnection from reality and falling into "Alice in Wonderland" type fantasy world.
Person experiencing a "Chimera moment" will start to substitute his her delusions for reality.
Apophis: Chill bro, you're having Chimera moment
Sufferer: I'll kill you!!!