or i shall taunt you a second time

The most threatening phrase that a Frenchman can utter without instantly surrendering to the sound of his own voice.

"Rahul stop punching that French guy repeatedly in the face or he shall taunt you a second time"

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I can teach you my language

Probably the worlds most obvious invitation to sex. Used when the individuals who are to engage in the proposed intercourse originate from different countries, cultures, or ethnicities, and therefore have different native languages.

1.
Meili: Maybe one of these days you can teach me some of your language, and I can teach you my language.
Sven: ITS ON!
2.
Wolfgang: When we´ve finished these beers, we can go to my place, and I can teach you my language.
Conzuella: ITS ON!
3.
Rachel: Tonight, swing by my dorm, I can teach you my language, bring wine and condoms.
Vlad: ITS ON!

I saw it you can delete it now

“I saw it, you can delete it now” is a reference some people would use if person x posted a “cute” picture. Resembling that the picture was only meant for them to see and not anyone else.

*sees girlfriend post a cute picture* *boyfriend texts her*: I saw it you can delete it now

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i dont know you from adam

not to know someone

i dont know you from adam
i dont know him from adam
i dont know her from adam

John: Yo ma what's really good?

Sam: oh please, I dont know you from adam

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I love you more than more than mostest

Its means you love someone more than more than mostest and always beats outs more than mostest. It automatically wins and means your partner has to accept you love them more.

Partner: I love you more than mostest
You: I love you more than more than mostest
Partner: darn I guess I just have to accept you love me more

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I think I wanna marry you

A nicer way of telling someone " please don't reject my ideas, I think I know what I am doing"

Boy: jenn I think I wanna marry you.

Girl: John, lol, lets date first, then we'll figure out if we'll get married.

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OH I THIUGJY YOU EMANG UOU DOING WNAY UY

No it's not dyslexic latin, moreover it translates to "Oh I thought you meant you don't want it."

It is a surrogate phrase for the latter, often used in shocking scenarios, be that a debate, an argument or in a moment of intense revelation.
Legend has it that it was coined in Rushden, Northamptonshire - although this was never officially verified

Person 1: OI, WHERE'S MY FOOD?!
Person 2: OH I THIUGJY YOU EMANG UOU DOING WNAY UY!
Person1: eh?

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