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Fantasies about pounding his own triplet sister. Wants to fuck little girls especially his friends sisters. Sings Mo bamba and makes sure to say the N word. Looks like a reptile but especially an eel. Thinks he's funny to compensate for the fact that he likes chubby boys. Buys a back massager to stick in his own butt hole while in the shower. Offers that same massager to his sister. Disappointment of the family and the rainbow sheep. He secretly wishes to join a vianney pancake, and wants to be destroyed analy by a black guy named Tyrone. Lastly, dreams wetly about Ella Blankemeyer.
"incest master"
"God I would hate to be an Andrew Lane"
"I want you to destroy me like Andrew gets destroyed by Tyrone."
The most perfect match one could ever meet. Super cute together along with great qualities amongst eachother. Very emotionally bonded and have much love for one another. They will do what it takes to make sure the other is loved and spoiled. If you have an Andrew and a Haley dating, they will be together for a lifetime
Haley and Andrew were invited to my house for dinner since they are my favorite couple goals
Andrew Meehan is the act of flossing non stop. Its also another term for being overly attractive.
Person 1: Stop being such an Andrew Meehan.
Person 2: I cant stop flossing, Im gay.
is a major cunt nugget. kinda cool ? has amazing music taste. tries to dress cool like the emo kids. really good at kissing. cries himself to sleep every night.
andrew petrocy sucks some major ass
Tall as hell, very strange and quiet. Once you get to know him though, he comes out as the sweetest and funniest guy you'll ever meet.
Friend #1: wow who is he?
Friend #2: that's Ben Andrews!
Friend #1: holy shit he's awesome!
A hardworking, Polish immigrant who settled in Delaware, who is known to blow up a porta potty first thing in the morning, who gets the job done for what is usually a cheap price, often will take a phone call and then start speaking in an unknown aggressive language which is believed to be Polish, often has a tale to tell about the old neighborhood, enjoys large homemade salads and a thermos of hot tea, often will say what the fuck, and shit, usually has a hard time getting paid from Frank at CWI, will often start jobs with no start up money and pays for extras out of pocket, and sports a classic goatee who knows that at the end of the day Frank screwed him on his finial payment but continues on.
It’s time to call Andrew the electrican.
Frankie is such a pill popping scum bag for screwing over Andrew the Electrician.