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Introduced by the third Earl of Spender in the early 1900's. If you have a hair across your arse you are in a fould mood about something. AS if something is interfeering with your shit.
You've only got a hair across your arse because I wiped my dick on the curtains!
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the puckered look of suprise or shock, either a temporary expression or an unfortunately permanent display of natural looks fugly, bulldog chewing a wasp
i don't like the way your gran looks at me, she's got a face like a smacked arse!
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When someone begins arse licking another person (figuratively) who then begins to arse lick them back so as to provoke further arse licking from the first party. May result in a tear in the fabric of space and time if the circle is large enough.
Harley: Wow I love hanging around with lower sixth so much they think i'm a god. I best hang around with them more so they worship me more
Lower sixth pleb: Wow harley is so cool hanging roud with us lower sixth plebians, we best keep worshipping him so he doesn't leave us
All: Oh for shame, we have created a vicious circle of arse lickery and now the universe as we know it will cease to exist.
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In Edinburgh,Scotland, a term to describe anyone, esp. female, who has a large posterior.
The 'Store', the Co-operative, was the cities major retailer of goods and employed horses and carts in the olden days to deliver goods etc.
'Morags looking no bad these days'
'Nah man, she's got an arse like the store horse'
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A vow made by a someone in response to a death threat from a friend, where he promises, if the death threat is carried out, to haunt them, and anally rape them with a dildo in their sleep.
Joe: 'I'm going to aim the fireworks at you tonight.'
Luke: 'If you do, I will Ghostly Dildo Arse Rape you!'
Joe: 'There's no way a ghost could arse rape a human in there sleep.'
Luke: 'Just you wait.'
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To get off your backside and start doing what you're meant to be doing instead of just sitting around.
Mate, get your arse in gear - you're going to be late!
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Australian version of "stick/shove/ram/cram/jam/poke it up your arse"
Belt it up your arse: "When the mechanic told me it was gonna cost five hundred bucks to fix me car, I told him to belt it up his arse."
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