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An Asian girl that wears sweaters every day. Usually being obsessed by a hot guy named Ly.
Hey Ly is that the Asian Sweater girl you are obsessed with?
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An Asian midget that open fires on anyone with blonde or red hair. Usually an accurate shot, but his thin eyes limit his vision....
American - Oh shit John, we have an Asian Gunslinger to our left...
Asian Gunslinger - You dead american....
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A = Average
B = Below Average
C = Crap
D = Don't come home
F = Find a new family
Asian: Crap, I got a D for biology, can I come to your house?
Friend: What do you mean?
Asian: In our Asian grading scale, Im not allowed to go home anymore
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Used to describe the youthful appearance of older asians. Often paired with black don't crack, it can also be used in place of a long-winded explaination of why the person in question was thought to be younger than they actually were.
Yo, i heard your girl is like 45 years old! Sup wit dat?!
Yup. But man, you know. Asian don't raisin.
True true. I thought she was like 20. Damn.
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Typical Asian Grading Scale as found on California primarily Asian high school's website:
A= Average
B= Bad
C= Catastrophe
D= Disowned
F= Forgotten Forever...
Now you know why we spend half our times buried in a book. Doesn't this asian grading scale answer so much? To our parents, this does not seem harsh. Go figure.
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Filthy asian women who take pride in throwing themselves at white/non-asian men...
the same way raw garbage is thrown to pigs for consumption.
Eww, look at that Raw Asian Garbage actin all proud and shit.
Eww, look at that R.A.G. actin all proud and shit.
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A common practice between friends in Japan resulting in one friend slipping an eel into another friend's rectum. It is most commonly done as an old traditional drinking game in which the first person to pass out is the lucky recipient. Daniel Tosh loves this prank, especially because it results in massive internal hemorrhaging and dehydration thus resulting in death due to hypovolemic shock.
One day, Daniel Tosh, a very strong supporter of globalization, agreed to party with a group of Japanese chefs. Tosh, being the lightweight that he is, got very drunk, took his pants off, and passed out at the party. The Japanese men spread his cheeks and inserted their prized swamp eel into his rectum. Luckily for Tosh, he was so used to taking things in the ass that the swamp eel had little effect. To this day the Asian swamp eel lives in the lower bowels of his intestine, eating the pride (that he swallows daily).