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When a women bare-backs two different guys in one night, and takes both loads in the vag.
“I’m sorry son, but I don’t know who your daddy is. I was double baking that night.”
To stop an unwanted conversation
Girl- Hey I’m pregnant
Boy- Shut up you fucking baked bean
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filling a pie with a scotsman's semen and baking it. mm delicious
mary: hey dude, do you have a scotsman handy?
hunter: no sorry. why?
mary: i want to make a scottish baked pie
hunter: oh ok. ill ask around
mary: thanks
When two or more people Dutch oven each other to find the dominant scent.
During spice week on bake off; Katie was crowned star farter after an amazing curry.
When you are hungry and your really want to eat so you have to go cook