It’s a bank where you go to get spanked, for sexual pleasure including cock and ball torture.
Person 1: Did you hear that Michael owns a spank bank?
Person 2: Yeah he gave me a discount after whooping my cushion
Someone or something a person is turned on by or wants to bang.
Horny fuck: "Wassap baby, you be lookin' like my future spank bank"
A container to hold all your sex toys, for later use 😉.
Just wait Baby, I'll be right back, I have to grab something from the SPANK BANK
Asset
A memory bank of your naughty incidents your partner accumulates allowing him to throw you over his shoulder and spank you along the way prior to having his way with you.
You put googly eyes on his licence; That’s one for “The Spank Bank”
When you owe someone a sum of money, but instead of giving it to them directly you leave it in a hidden place where they are guaranteed to find it. The owed party will initially be angry due to not getting paid in person, and the owing party will have to respond with "I'm sorry" the next time they meet, like a true Canadian.
I left Jake's money ia a Canadian piggy bank. I hope he finds it before he finds me.
Your honor, I can't go to jail, it was National Rob A Bank Day.