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sending one sexy text message to a multitude of people in hopes of getting a booty call in return.
joe texted 15 girls at once with the note "i'm all alone right now. what are you wearing?" but everyone was wise to his booty grazing ways so he didn't get a call back.
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A woman who has a large but lovely bum
Megan has one fine ghetto booty
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The nondescript pair of sneakers one keeps at work to wear when one goes to take a dump, so that one cannot be identified by coworkers who look under the stall door.
Travis's intense social anxiety meant he had to hold his poo in all day rather than being discovered as a pooper by his fellow workers. His problems were solved when he started keeping a pair of dookie booties in the back of a desk drawer.
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A deliciously healthy snack, or "cheese puff," made by Robert's American Gourmet snack company. Choose from 162 fabolous flavors! They taste like air, so you can't feel guilty for eating an entire package!
"Dude, you're such a Booty Head."
"F You Man!"
"Dude, all that Pirate's Booty must be goin to your head"
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a really rinky dink comeback when u have nothin else to say
Tommy: Shut up chris thats why you pee in the bed
Chris: Whatever tommy u booty licker
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To be punched in the booty while getting finger banged.
I watched my husband booty punch the neighbor last night.
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sticking your second toe up the asshole during sex
my woman gave me good booty toe last night.
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