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my boyfriend

the most gorgeous fucking man to ever grace the universe. the universe bends to his presence for being the most perfect organism to live.

danny devito trembles in fear from my boyfriend’s handsomeness.

my boyfriend is the definition of funny and kind (if you do not know what the definition of funny and kind is then you are a fucking idiot).
other men wish to be my boyfriend.

i love “my boyfriend”, he is good.

i am mad at “my boyfriend”, he is so perfect it’s infuriating

by BeesAre_Superior March 7, 2022


NARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER DAY

Every Tuesday it is officiallyNARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER ” day.

Me: do you know what day it is?
NARS: it’s Tuesday.
Me: no it’s NARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER day. QUE THE FIREWORKS!!!

by Celestine.Integrity March 6, 2024


national redhead boyfriend day

a day for all the ginger bfs out there because i love my ginger ! 😁😁

happy national redhead boyfriend day jud i love you!!

by volleyballiscool214 August 2, 2022


The best boyfriend in the world

The best boyfriend in the world is someone who is always there for you when you need to laugh, when you need to cry, or when you're falling apart. This boy would stick by your side through everything and be your number one supporter, doing everything possible to make you the happiest you can be. He'll love you more than imaginable.

Owen Koss is without a doubt the best boyfriend in the world and keeps his girl flying on cloud 9.

by TheOonkster March 14, 2021


Labrador Boyfriend

The opposite of the macho stereotype that men "think" women want. He's always pleased to see you. He's loyal, sweet and fun. He's totally unbothered by what other men think of him. Basically, he's a keeper.

He doesn't mind saying "I love you" in front of his guy friends. He's adorable, like a Labrador boyfriend!

by Laura_Palmer February 27, 2024


hit your boyfriend day

On January 7th, is to hit your beloved boyfriend/s! Do it

Hey! It’s hit your boyfriend day!

by Your_mommy_Joejoe December 6, 2023


sit on ur boyfriends face day

May 23rd national sit on your boyfriends face day go get your boyfriend and ask him to lay down and plop that cake on his face it dont matter if you got a small or biggg booty sit on his face u can keep ur clothes on or if really love him take those pants off rub back and forth and make him love u even more and if ur name starts with a k take those panties off u wont need em you freaky girl

sit on ur boyfriends face day Use his face as a chair

by MrFrost28YT$ April 18, 2024