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Chocolate lips

Another name for an arsehole

Oi Shaz, can you give my chocolate lips a kiss

by Weabs June 22, 2018

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Chocolate Dolphin

1) While a couple completing the process of the sex position 69, either partner proceeds on making dolphin noises, exciting the other until he/she farts and dejects fecal matter.

2) After dropping a deuce, realizing your load dropped resembles a swimming dolphin.

3) A piece of chocolate shaped like a dolphin.

1) Man (in process of completing 69 with woman): "Yeah baby! Yeah!" *begins sudden dolphin calls*
Woman (getting excited): "Oh baby!" *farts*
Man: "That's it baby! Almost there! *continues his dolphin calls*
Woman (farting, then shits): "Oh babe, this might be our best chocolate dolphin yet!"

2) Teenage dude: "Yo Bryce, you've got to come check out this chocolate dolphin in the toilet! But plug your nose bro. Shit stinks!"

3) Little girl: "Wow mom, thanks so much for my chocolate dolphin! You know I love chocolate, and dolphins!"

by Tiny Squirrels January 2, 2012

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Chocolate Bobsled

Similar to titty-fucking a bitch, after shitting on her chest. The only difference is....instead of shitting and then titty-fucking a bitch, you, after ass fucking a girl, if and only if she gives the shitty d. You then rub your shit encrusted member, in digust, up and down her ass cheeks.

Aww, man after I ass fucked Janet, she gave me a shitty dick. So I gave her the chocolate bobsled. All over her ass.

by natetron May 3, 2007

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Chocolate tunnel

Rectum, also known as the poo pipe.

Herbert describers his rectum as the chocolate tunnel, in an attempt to justify why he sticks toys of 10 year old boys in his anus.

by JayReynolds June 26, 2010

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Chocolate twine

Poop. This term is generally used when a male notices fecal matter on his penis after anal intercourse.

After Dick assfucked Jane, he noticed some chocolate twine on his pork sword.

by Eric Dick November 25, 2006

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chocolate taint

When, in the act of wiping after a defecation, a downward stroke leaves a shitstain on the taint region; usually goes unnoticed.

"Darling, go down on my sack!"
"No honey, you have a chocolate taint!"

by Magruder December 18, 2007

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


chocolate asshole

When ones buttox is covered in fecal matter.

Chanan looked down only to discover he indeed had a chocolate asshole

by chananlovesmia January 22, 2016

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